Total Medals Earned: 24 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 240 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/465 points)
Kill the first unit
Fix the broken door
Kill 100 enemies with the bow
Change 100 times per level
Kill 50 enemies by King
Stand in survival mode for one hour
Get 16 stars
Kill 70 enemies from the central tower
Fix door for 10000 hp
Kill 100 enemies the sword
Complete four castles in epic mode
Stand in survival mode for five hours
Complete all castles in epic mode
Get 32 stars
Medals Earned: 9/16 (155/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/385 points)
Fail at typing
Based on a true story.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Critically hit the Knight
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/390 points)
Your first unit died
Destroy 50 enemies
Level Dark Space Complete
The soldier reached the full improvement
3 units have survived
Level hostile space Complete
4 units have survived
Destroy 200 enemies
Level wet planet Complete
Destroy 400 enemies
Level cold planet Complete
5 units have survived
Destroy 600 enemies
6 units have survived
Level magnetic space Complete
Level hellish planet Complete
